my friday rant

by Blue-Eyed Bride on July 10, 2009

Walmart’s. Starbuck. Belk’s. Barnes and Nobles. Yuck.

Why do people have such a hard time pronouncing and spelling the store names as they should be? Why does Wal-Mart have to become possessive? Why does Starbucks have to become singular? And why would you pluralize Barnes and Noble unless you did, in fact, visit more than one Barnes and Noble location?

I just don’t understand why some people have trouble reading a sign and then adding an “s.” And why, if it already has an “s” like Starbucks or Walgreens, do you take the “s” away?

Don’t change the name of the business. Don’t get confused with the way it’s spelled. If there’s an “s” on the end, go ahead and pronounce it that way. If there’s not an “s”, you don’t need to add one or make the business possessive. Yes, some places of business already have an apostrophe and “s” on the end of it because that’s what the owners chose to name it. That’s fine. Go ahead and pronounce it that way.

Rant over. Happy Friday!

Thanks to Erin who commented and reminded me of my biggest pet peeve of all. It is Nordstrom, people. Not Nordstroms.

And thanks to Hannah for pointing out my own spelling error where I left an “s” off of the word “places.” Sorry! I realize that makes me look like a moron when I write about mispronunciation and spelling errors and have one in my post. Forgive me?

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1 Gwen July 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Too funny!!! That drives me crazy too. My MIL pronounces it Wal-Marts & Targets. My skin crawls every time I hear it. LOL!!! XOXO

2 April E. July 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm @Slickslady

That’s too funny! I have a dog named Pickle…and like everyone calls him Pickles. There is only ONE of him..I just don’t get it!

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3 Lavender Lily July 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm

I have to admit, I fall into this trap when I say Kroger’s…but I’m pretty sure it’s just Kroger. I’ve never heard anyone say Starbuck…that is not a coffee shop, that is a charater on a tv show! (Battlestar Galactica, haha)

4 Erin July 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm

This drives me nuts too. Especially “NORDSTROMS” – it is Nordstrom. NO S, people!

5 Michelle July 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Preach on! The B&N mix up gets on my nerves!

6 Jilian July 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm

Ha. I live in the land of ‘Krogers’. It just sounds silly. Great rant.

7 Suzette July 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Oh how funny.. I read the first line and my first thought, oh no, why did she just call wal-mart – walmart’s.. yikes! Living in the Wal-mart capital I take pride in it & feel compelled to correct people of this! ha

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8 Jennifer July 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm @notjustjennifer

TOTALLY AGREE!!! Drives me crazy!

9 Katie July 10, 2009 at 2:56 pm

I can’t STAND that! I don’t notice people that I talk to doing the Starbucks or Barnes and Noble one too much, but everytime I hear someone say “Nordstroms” or “Wal Marts” I just want to scream and correct them!!!

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10 jaime July 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm @jaimemckee

This is definitely one of my pet peeves!! Wal-marts and Belks drive me CRAZY!

11 megan July 10, 2009 at 3:07 pm @meganeda

there must be ignorant fools all over this country! i always hear people say “i feel like having a starbucks,” or “do you want a starbucks?” when actually what they mean to say is they’re going to starbucks and offering me a cup of coffee! now that irks me. :)
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12 Gracie Beth July 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm

I am very guilty of saying Nordstroms. However, I will never say Starbuck that just sounds so very strange.

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13 Teresa July 10, 2009 at 3:18 pm

I agree with all of those except I am guilty of saying Belks. I think Belk sounds like something is missing. (like an s, I guess)

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14 Stephanie July 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm

YES!! It’s so irritating when people can’t pronounce simple words. So tell me, how do you feel about people adding r’s to their pronunciations, when there are none??

Like warsher? UGH!!! I think this is a regional thing, but it still drives me nuts!

15 Rhonda July 10, 2009 at 3:28 pm @lllipstick

Drives me nuts too! Especially in my job. I used to work for Cato, and people constantly called it “Cato’s.” NOOOO!!! Same thing now, as I work for Eddie Bauer. I get “Eddie Bauer’s” all the time.

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16 Miss Monogram July 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm

This has got to be one of my biggest pet peeves on the planet! My bf said something like this once and I called him on it and now he does it to lots of things just to drive me nuts! lol.

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17 Preppy 101 July 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Yes, yes, yes, yes. I agree. Thankyouverymuch for this post!! xoxo

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18 Heidi July 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Our cleaning lady growing up would say Wal-marK! It drove us NUTS!

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19 GingerSnap July 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm

:::hangs head in shame::: I’m guilty. I do this. Especially with :::gasp::: Nordstrom(s). Sorry! I guess I think it sounds nice to add the ” ’s ” … you know like you’re going over to your Friend’s house (somewhere pleasant). It’s like … hey I’m heading over to Lauren’s … hey I’m heading over to Nordstrom’s! See? Oh well, I guess I’m just going to be annoying you all!

Happy weekend :)

20 Tiffany July 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm @glamandfab

Ditto (!!)….my husband is from New Braunfels, TX…I HATE it when people call is New Braunsfels. THERE IS NO “S” IN THE MIDDLE!! I’m so glad I could get that off my chest.

Happy Friday!

21 Cee July 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I def do call Nordstrom…Nordstroms…sometimes…even though I know it wrong. But the other ones annoy me too. Personal pet peeve is the resturant “Qudoba” (it’s like Chipotle…not sure where in the country the Qudoba is) But anyways…I hate it when people call it QUE-doba…que says KA..

that might not make any sense but that is my rant :)

22 Amy Spencer July 10, 2009 at 4:33 pm

Amen sister!!!

We have a store here in TX- Sam Moon. Well 90% of the population calls it Sam MoonS…again, there is NOOOOOOOO “S”!!!!

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23 cyndi July 10, 2009 at 5:26 pm

I’m with ya!!

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24 Modern Ink Studio July 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm

OMG, Nordstrom”s” kills me!! Absolutely kills me!

And Chipotle… it’s not Chi – pol -tay, it’s Chi – pot – lay. I could go on and on.

I have a boss who instead of saying faux pas, says “foo” pas. And instead of saying moot point, says “mute” point. And “supposably” instead of supposedly. Oh boy, it drives me crazy!

25 kate July 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm

My mom and grandmother call JC Penny “Pennies.” DRIVES ME NUTS!

My pronunciation pet peeve? When people say eXpresso… even barristas at Starbucks will do it sometimes – THERE IS NO ‘X’ PEOPLE!

esssssssssssssssspresso

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26 jessica July 10, 2009 at 6:36 pm

totally feel your pain…the best little blue box in the world is from Tiffany, not Tiffany’s……

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27 slynnro July 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm @slynnro

NORDSTROM’S. IT MAKES ME INSANE.

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28 Katie July 10, 2009 at 7:23 pm

My grandmother says “Public” instead of “Publix”… yeah, she’s way off.

29 Sweet Simplicity July 10, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I hate this too! My mom and MIL always say Wal-Marts. It drives me crazy!!

30 Kelly July 10, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Omg this drives me nuts! I was at work today and this lady goes “who do I make the check out to? Gaps?” I said no m’am make it out to gap, g-a-p.

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31 Jane July 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm @jane2581

I AGREE!

I also hate when people add an and, as in “Williams and Sonoma.” Really? Read the sign!

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32 Brittany July 10, 2009 at 10:58 pm

HAHA! Husband and I were just talking about this the other day when we pulled in the Wal-Mart parking lot. We live in a city called Hilliard and we HATE when people call it Hilliards. No!!! It is ONE town!

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33 Sara July 10, 2009 at 11:04 pm @sara_may

Loved this post! That’s one of my biggest pet peeves too.

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34 Adie July 10, 2009 at 11:17 pm @AdieReid

OH NO!! Now I will have one more thing to drive me crazy. I will admit to the Nordstroms one, but I don’t do the rest and have never noticed.

35 BMarie July 11, 2009 at 7:01 am

I will never understand why people use the word “anyways”. That’s not a word. It’s anyway. Anyways? Where did that come from I wonder?

36 Gina July 11, 2009 at 9:17 am

like nails on a chalkboard! One of my pet peeves too!

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37 Barefoot in the Park July 11, 2009 at 9:19 am @barefootbird

I TOTALLY AGREE. I hate when people add S’s. “Kmarts” FAIL.

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38 The Redhead Newlywed July 11, 2009 at 9:23 am

I totally agree. Also, I worked at LongHorn Steakhouse for 4 years in college — It drives me crazy when people refer to it as “Longhorns” — ex: “We ate at the Longhorns last night!” Ughhhhh!!

39 Ivey July 11, 2009 at 9:24 am @SIH8921

I can’t stand when people say Sonics……. It’s Sonic people, not SONICS!

40 Rachel July 11, 2009 at 11:34 am @TeenieWahine

LOL. I totally agree. People annoy me like that too.

41 JennyMac July 11, 2009 at 11:58 am @dearjennymac

HAHA. This is great. I am from Seattle so Nordstrom and Starbucks are names you hear from age 1. The Nordstroms version with the S is so annoying…and common.

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42 Chas July 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I kid you not that I heard someone on their cell saying they were “at the Krogers buying some grocery.” Double ugh!

43 cash back real estate July 11, 2009 at 4:05 pm

yes..
Like Silver Spring, MD…not Silver Springs

44 Hannah July 11, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Hey I thought this was a funny post and understand what you’re saying. Thought I’d also let you know that I think you meant to say some placeS of business… :)

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45 amanda July 11, 2009 at 9:36 pm

OMG… you read my mind, a blogger who claims to be quite the fashionista did a post on ‘Nordstroms” the other day and she must of used “Nordstroms” 200 times in the post…ugh, I politelity corrected her, she deleted my comment and then a day later I noticed her post had been corrected – no “s”…its not that hard people, sheesh! Now, my rant is over too!

46 SweetBea July 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm @SweetBea

I’m going to have to start paying more attention…I’m SURE I’m guilty of Nordstroms (though I would say Nordies) and perhaps Krogers (we don’t have around me, but I always thought it actually WAS Krogers, whoops!) My biggest pet peeve is when someone says “I’m doing good” when they mean “I’m doing well.”

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47 Rachel July 12, 2009 at 2:40 pm @erchla

This post cracks me up! Mainly because this drives my husband crazy, too! I will purposely say things like “Let’s go to Tropical SmoothieS” or “I need to stop and get gas at WawaS” and he goes bananas! I made him read your post and he was so glad he’s not the only with his pet peeve :)

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48 Erin July 12, 2009 at 2:55 pm @HazelnutCupcake

Have to add my input as well–underwears. Really? Just like deer, it’s one of those special words that has both singular and plural use-it should be easier that way!

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49 Megan July 12, 2009 at 9:05 pm

LOL I just got to read this and it made me laugh a lot. My dad ALWAYS adds an S to Wal-Mart. We have no idea why he does this, but we make fun of him!

50 Kristin July 13, 2009 at 10:06 am

Haha, Amen sister! Oh man, I could do a whole post on grammar pet peeves. One of my biggest is using “I” incorrectly.
[pretend this is a picture and below is the caption]
Husband and I
You would not say this is a picture of I… it would be a picture of me! Husband and me, darn it! Haha. Anyway… Happy Monday! ;)

51 jeri July 13, 2009 at 10:29 am

I live in Arkansas, and work with “professioinal” people who go to “Wal-Marks”…
Now that will drive you crazy!
I have a nursing supervisor who says “sos”
“Get the patient up sos she can go to the bathroom”
SOS? please…..

52 USCEmily July 13, 2009 at 10:31 am

I am TOTALLY with you on this rant. I absolutely hate grammatical errors of any kind and have been known as the Red Pen Nazi in our office. I get sent everything to proofread! I think I must have inherited this trait from my English teaching mother!!

53 LyndsAU July 13, 2009 at 11:31 am

i will say I totally don’t do this but i hear people often do it and it drives me nuts!! ugh! i make grammatical errors and spelling errors but never add an s when not needed :)

54 Ally July 13, 2009 at 11:43 am

OHMYGOSH!! Mind reader!! My parents are the WORST offenders of this. And you can’t correct your parents, so, it’s a total nightmare! Their favorite: Best BuyS. Not Best Buy, Best Buys! The same goes for Barnes & NobleS. And, this just to add to my rant, my step mom cannot pronounce Jamba Juice. How does she say it, you may ask? JAM-(as in jam and jelly)-BO Juice. Occasionally she’ll get close with JAM-Ba, but, it’s always a hard A sound. Drives me crazy.

I’m done now.

55 Caroline July 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen!

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56 Megan July 14, 2009 at 1:06 am

HAHAHA! This really made me laugh!! It bugs me too!

57 Mojito Maven July 14, 2009 at 5:22 pm

oh how i love you…this drives me INSANE!!!!!! ESPECIALLY Nordstrom!!! Or BEST BUY not BEST BUYS! GAH

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58 Cara July 14, 2009 at 10:11 pm

The store is called TARGET – not TAR-JAY. Enough said.

59 Jenna July 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm @jennacole

Hubby and I have had endless discussions about Nordstrom because he mantains that it could work because Nordstrom is the name of a person. It is Nordstrom’s store. He’s just playing devil’s advocate because I know he agrees with me but it gets me riled up every time he brings it up all over again!

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60 Mark Pennington August 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm

Great ones! Check out these Top 40 Pronunciation Pet Peeves, but warning… you may cringe on a few that you mispronounce.

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